Tastes Just Like Chicken 2010

058 Ashlea: Tastes Like Hot Teen Boobs

It’s getting hot hot hot and I bloody love it!

Is it that chicks hibernate in the winter, only to be freed from their pantyhose cocoons to be released into the summer like pretty butterflies beating their wings for the first time?

It’s hard to walk down the street and not be enchanted by the silky long legs and quivering breasts in blouses...HoooHAAAAAAA!!

So anyway, twas a fine and hot day when I bumped into the lovely Ashlea. What an exquisite specimen she was: Ripe, beautiful, amazing natural boobs and fantastic long legs!! Couldnae bulieeeve it!!

So there she was, standing in Lidl at the counter (hey, this is the age of Austerity don’t you know!) getting a bag of bonbon sweets (strawberry). Ashlea paid up and skipped out of the door and I skipped after her.

So I followed her back to the apartment she was staying at staying close behind - and my my, what a behind she had!! In tight little denim hotpants, it was a real pleasure to be in her wake.

Inside the apartment Ashlea firstly did a spot of cleaning. She must have got pretty hot as she started to take her clothes off and BOY was I not disappointed when I saw her great she looked naked. Perfectly formed natural tits and an amazing butt – Steaky happy!!

It wasn’t long before she got restless and lay on the sofa to play with her perfect pussy. The vibe came out and soon she was cumming hard – I almost couldn’t contain myself!

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Ashlea's Vital Stats: 34D

057 Sam: Tastes Like an Orgasm in the Afternoon

So we have a General Election coming up and I’ve never seen so much bs being touted in the broadsheets. Luckily I steer clear of all that shenanigans because it’s far more entertaining to check out naked hot chicks than to get bogged down in the corrupt and nasty world of politics. Even though I’m technically a “peeping tom” I would still regard myself as having stronger moral fibre than the average politician. I would say that generally I have an erection...and that’s about all I can offer policy wise :)

So what has the Ham been up to. Well, moving house for one as the place I was staying in housed a particularly annoying budgie. Actually, all budgies are probably pretty fucking annoying, they wouldn’t last 2 minutes in the world of pigeons and crows. I was always so tempted to let the little poof out and then timed how long it took the other birds to down him for looking so gay.

With all this aggression I needed a young fresh body to salivate over. I wanted a sure thing so I picked up where I left off with the lovely Sam. I found Sam in Kent this time, looking as lovely as ever. This time things were a little different though. Sam never really got horny when alone in her room but her boyfriend must have been away or something because it didn’t take her long to start strumming on the “man in the boat”. She properly went for it and I have to admit it got me pretty damn worked up – I almost became visible in all the excitement!

It was great to see Sam’s hot lithe body again. All slim with awesome pert boobs – always a site for sore eyes!

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Sam's Vital Stats: 32D

056 Poppy: Tastes Like Pert Teen Ass

Back on track and now in glorious Technicolor! (that’s HD to you)

Been busying myself building the new site – we’re definitely getting there so watch this space.

I know the world economy looks kind of gloomy, however the curve of a breast or the dark swelling of an erect nipple will never be a thing of gloom. Take solace in that my friends!

So to counteract all the negativity I keep reading about I decided to hunt out a tasty young lass to spy on. Not that I’ve actually been feeling negative myself – I’m always feeling absolutely top of the morning - and you would be too when you get to see the next girl I had the fortune of clapping eyes on!

Poppy is her name and what a little cracker! She has porcelain skin, gorgeous dark and hair and lovely big brown eyes - ok, so missing the really important parts there – great set of pert tits and an amazing little ass! Poppy is actually 21 but up close you could be forgiven for thinking she was 18/19 – not usually into spying on teens as such just in case they’re a wee bit younger than I think! But Poppy was definitely all woman at 21.

What it is about girl’s in apartments? Why do they always want to wonder about in their knickers or in the nude? And why do they insist on cleaning with just a bikini? Poppy goes through these exact motions and thank goodness for that – how boring would it be if she just kept all her clothes on? Might be something to do with me always cramming the heat on to max.

So up and enjoy March’s slice of hot poonie action with the lovely Poppy!

Poppy's Vital Stats: 32D

055 JoJo: Tastes Like Big Pregnant Nipples

So, I decided that using my power of invisibility to spy on young chicks made me a bad person. To make amends I began working on a sort of superhero persona; I was going to give back some of the justice and morality I had raped from the world!

As no one could actually see me there was no point in a costume but I bought a tight pair of underpants just so I could get into the role a bit more.

Next thing I needed to work on was being in the right place at the right time. Somewhere there is a crime in progress! I once heard that an old school mate held up a Post Office with a shotgun so off to the Post Office I went. I mean, with all that Gyro cash there plus the obvious intake of readies from jiffy bags, bubble wrap and glue made the Post Office a sure fire target for local thieves an ruffians.

I spent a whole day in the Post Office and let me tell you it was boring as shit. I ended up just staring down the teller’s blouse and she was about 50 odd.

Then a vision appeared at the door – it was none other than JoJo!! But what’s this, she was pregnant?!? Looked about 8 months as well. All I could think about were those massive dark pregnant nipples and quickly I had to shift my underpants to alleviate squashed bollock syndrome.

She bought some stamps and a sherbet dip dab – typical PO fare. But let me tell you, JoJo’s big natural boobs were far from typical!

I followed her back to her house; it was really nice with Xmas decorations up and a fancy looking Christmas tree. I wondered what she was going to get up to as she changed into her workout gear – I guess she was about to workout.

And workout she did! Those big tits bouncing around like two puppies fighting in a bag! She must have got a bit hot because she had to take her top off exposing her massive engorged natural tits and huge brown erect nipples – WOW!

Things got even hotter when she started to have a bit of a play – but don’t take my word for it – sign up now to check out those big pregnant pupps!

JoJo's Vital Stats: TBC