Tastes Just Like Updates 2008

Ok, I'm going to take it to the next level and from this day onwards (1st Jan 2008) I'm going to give you 2 movies a month - that's right 2 movies!!! It's going to take some doing in between helping old ladies across the road and all my unpaid charity work - but what the hell, you deserve it!

Happy New Year Everyone!

Just one more…one more night in the wondrous county of Nottinghamshire and then I'll be off…

I guess I'm a bit like the Incredible Hulk; always looking for a home but never able to settle because of our terrible affliction or "curse" if you will. Except he got all massive, green and angry whereas I just get invisible. I bet he couldn't spy of girls getting naked - actually he could of cos I guess no one would have argued. But there would have been lots of screaming. Unless his cock grew at the same rate, then the screaming would have turned to cooing and "what a BIG green man you are"…anyway as usual I digress to gratuitous stupidity.

JoJo was a real surprise package! When I saw her on the street I thought "hmmm…very tasty!" but I had no idea how cracking the body was underneath her fashionable exterior. A pair of breasts this firm is very hard to come by - and boy did I wish I was cumming by THEM!

I followed JoJo avidly as she slinked about the house, eyes glued to that marvellous body as she removed her clothes to get changed.

I got a real treat later when JoJo got back from the club - she went straight to the sofa and played this those super firm titties and hardened up those wonderful nipples…Mmmmmmm!!!

I think dancing must have made her pretty horny, because when she went to bed, there was a little string of beautiful pussy juice smudged against her perfect plump labia…made me all a dizzy to see!

So, see the lovely brunette JoJo getting naked for you and sign-up!

JoJo's Vital Stats: 32D

Yet again I find it hard to leave Nottingham…so I don't.

It's just so bright and airy in this apartment and after having burnt the images of two tasty babes on my already overloaded retina - it was time for more honey action!

Now, I don't quite know why I have such a fascination with nipples; I just do. From a very early age I was sneaking out literature and magazines that showed the hallowed nippage (which I subsequently hid). All my mum's art books ended up in my hiding place. She must have thought that for a 5 year old I took abnormally high interest in classic art - or maybe she knew all along.

So…not just any nipple. Bumpy, hard, sticky out - all these things. Although I do love a good puffy as well.

Why all this talk? Well, the girl to walk through my door next - apart from being young and beautiful - had some lovely nipples!

Her name was Sam. When she first walked in I was taken aback by her height, youth and her lovely long legs. After taking a few invisible gulps I got to work maneuvering around the room to catch Sam from the best angle.

When Sam took her bra off for the first time her nipples were small, soft and slightly raised. They looked very yummy indeed! Then as she idly touched them, they became bumpy and hard - my favourite! Out of the shower they became super-erect - and so did I!! Although I managed to hide myself as all of you will know by now - when excited I become visible (a terrible limitation of my special invisibility serum!).

Sam looked incredible as she walked from room to room I just her underwear - a real sight to behold. That lovely bum with those slender long legs…getting excited again just thinking about it!

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Sam's Vital Stats: 32D

Well, Nottingham has turned out to be a rip roaring success! Trawling the streets in invisible "whisper mode", I've managed to spot a whole plethora of buxom young lovelies. A few may be of the "chav" variety, but my super sensitive boobs sensors don't care about their background and upbringing - just SHOW me the MELONS!

Actually, all these young lasses in tracksuits reminds me of the halcyon days when I used to trawl the streets with a coke bottle full of whisky from mum's cabinet. I used this whisky to firstly pluck up the courage and secondly to entice the track suited fillies back to my flat (mum was always away at the weekend). I smiled when I saw the tracksuit bottoms with the three stripes - simply because it was so much easier to get my sneaky little fingers under tracksuit bottoms then under a tight pair of jeans with a belt. The whole jeans and belt thing took so bloody long to undo with one hand while I was inexpertly sticking my tongue down the poor girl's throat that by the time I had it undone and the button fly pinging open she'd usually changed her mind about the whole situation. Tracksuit = snatch and grab. Usually got one finger cheekily in which would either mean she was just tooooooo turned on to stop you or it would be an instant slap of the hand equaling hasty retreat followed by numerous repeated attempts every half-hour for the duration of her stay. Ah to be young again!

Ok, so enough of this breeze down memory lane. What have I been up to? Well, I stayed in the apartment as I kind of liked it there; really bright and central. Plus it provided me with a constant influx of tasty young fanny - woohoo!

This time it was the lovely Courtney - a cracking blonde who lived locally! Lovely hard body honed from dancing in nightclubs every weekend. Couldn't wait to see it in the flesh!

Luckily I didn't have to wait long as this girl was well business like and didn't like to hang around. She was going out and nothing was going to stop her. But to go out, Courtney had to get changed - boy do I love being invisible!

Watch out for when she comes home and gets a little but horny - must have been all the drink and the dancing - she gives me a prime time view of her beautiful pussy!

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Courtney's Vital Stats: 32DD

Monday June 23rd - 5 days without incident:

I've decided to walk the earth like that guy in Kung-Fu - giving up my old ways and embracing a new era of righteousness. I will be like a budding grasshopper hopping from town to town imparting my great knowledge and helping those in need.

OR…Tits?

Tits win.

Ok, so this time it's Nottingham, home of a big forest, Maid Marion and some gay guy with long hair and bad acting skills.

Hanging about next to a newsagent I saw this cracking little blonde buying a copy of Razzle and some Prawn Cocktail crisps - my favourite! So I followed her all the way back to where she was staying which happened to be a nice little apartment.

Found out her name was Laurita - and boy was Laurita sexy!! It was like this girl had sexiness in every movement, every breath - reckon she could have farted and it would have come out with elegant raunch.

And the nipples; oh the NIPPLES!!! Every now and again I see a nipple that takes my breath away and this was one of those times. Laurita's nipples were big, bumpy and absolutely begging to be chewed on!!

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Laurita's Vital Stats: 32B

Ok, so I've been crouched down in this bloody hotel room so long I've lost the use of my legs. Only the vision of fresh breast flesh keeps me going as I pathetically try to remove myself from the corner of the room up to the table that holds the potential to a nice cup of tea. Ohhhhhh what I would do for a nice cup of distinctive Earl Grey! But what's this…someone is opening the door…who could it be??

My, what beautiful eyes she has…and what wonderful tits!!! This girl's a lovely curvy size 14 with the boobs to match!! (34HH to be precise). I am rapidly raised from the pits of despair to unknown heights of pure joy. That's right - I'm gonna get another full frontal and I'm already ganting at the bit!!

I don't know exactly what it was; I guess maybe I was weak and susceptible; but my powers of invisibility ran out fairly quickly (just after her shower - it was just a bit too tit-tastic).

So there I was, all naked and hard. Luckily Patricia (I later found out this was her name) didn't mind at all! Said she'd just split from her boyfriend and that a naked man with a hard-on appearing in her room was just what the doctor ordered: Prescription Cock - I like it!!

So the lovely Patricia took me in hand; then in mouth. Then those lovely tits wrapped right around my cock for a full on, slow and sexy titwank. At this point I was full to bursting so I had to unleash my sperm cannon all over Patrica's lovely tits.

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Patrica's Vital Stats: 34HH

I've decided that Devon is actually quite a nice place to be so I've decided to stay a while; more specifically stay a while in the hotel room I spotted Tiffany in. I don't know, it just seems like a lucky room plus I get all the free tea and coffee a pervert could ever want!

Anyway, I didn't have to wait too long for my latest bountiful babe. Actually, that's a lie; I had wait 2 weeks and in that time I have endured untold horrors in the form of wrinkly oldies at it hammer and tongs like it was their bloody wedding night or something - must be something in the air down here! So, after 2 weeks I was blessed when the unfeasibly large breasted Lindsey appeared. My word!!! What a pair of knockers!! As soon as Lindsey entered the room I could tell there were a couple of baby bears fighting for freedom under that tight fitting tank top!

I was shaking like a leaf when she uncovered those massive mounds of joy for the first time - was actually pretty scared that my invisibility would wear off with all the excitement - but luckily it held fast!

I'm surprised I stayed conscious for the rest of the time I watched Lindsey as her giant tits made me dizzier by the second!

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Lindsey's Vital Stats: 32J

Oh I remember my school days: the sunny afternoons playing football (soccer), huge snowball fights in winter, the beautiful hot days while we did our exams – not quite knowing what lay ahead – excited and a little apprehensive. But I guess what I really remember, was playing with myself at the back of the class while getting a side on tit view of any chick that had the misfortune to sit beside me. I even made a hole in my pocket for easy access.

Yup, that was what school was all about! Blossoming young flowers ready to be plucked! I think I took away 10 virginal cherries while at my school which I was very proud of. Looking back, it doesn’t seem like something I can regard quite so highly and certainly never comes up in conversation.

So why this talk of school you say? Well, I did happen past a sixth form college the day; completely by accident you understand. I generally try and stay away from such places as too much of a good thing can be quite bad for one’s health. So anyway, there she was, standing at the gate chewing gum and looking tough. Reckon she must have been around 18 years old – which is one year older than the chick the Beatles sung about so I didn’t feel too bad for having a look. Had to follow this young maiden – wherever she might go! Ended up being a hotel room in Devon of all places; I think she had booked it out to have a dirty evening with her boyfriend away from her parents.

Her name was Tiffany and I think we were certainly “alone now” (couldn’t resist!). What a gorgeous peach of a girl! Beautiful slender legs, lovely bum and 18 year old pert little tits with ruby red puffy nipples – yum!!

Tiffany charmed me as she wondered about her hotel room with her gorgeous face and lovely body – mmm Steaky like!

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Tiffany's Vital Stats: 32B

So I decided to stay for a few days in my old guesthouse; I don't know, I just felt so nostalgic being there again - didn't really want to leave. There were certain other contributing factors to my reluctance to go back down south again.

Ok, so there was only one contributing factor: the incredibly hot and sexy Miss Cate!! I was just packing all my worldly goods into a highly fashionable bum bag when I saw the sexy silhouette of a total babe at the door. Now as it was just a shadow, it could have been a transvestite or even an ant eater (I was pretty horny and desperate and you know, sometimes shadows can play tricks on the mind man!). But no, this was 100% wholesome babe in every way.

I decided to freak her a bit and lay out a "3 bears" style plate setting plus I put the kettle on to boil for that extra spooky factor. Well, Cate didn't seem bothered in the slightest - in fact, she made herself right at home! I have to tell you, when she started getting changed, I couldn't believe my eyes! I was blessed with seeing the most amazing pair of breasts and what a bottom!!! Pure peachiness coming from every pore!

She went out clubbing that night and she must have got pretty worked up on that dance floor because when she came back she was all hot and bothered. Got straight down to playing with those perfect breasts and yummy pussy.

So, being the perfect gentleman, I stepped in at this point and lent a hand in the form of my magic wand. With that big vibe going to work on her all Cate could do was cum - good girl!!

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Cate's Vital Stats: 32D

I decided to take a trip back up to Scotland to see what those nasty spooks had done with my guesthouse that I was so cruelly evicted from.

Imagine my horror when I found they they’d turned the guesthouse into some nasty freakshow attraction, saying it housed the “Perviest Poltergeist…Sauciest Spectre…Bluest Banshee”; well you get the idea. There must have been reports of my invisible antics from some of the ladies that had taken lodgings. Damnit – I thought I was being discreet!

Then suddenly it dawned on me…perhaps the “ball cream” I was formulating actually killed me…and I was really walking around in some kind of hell! This would surely be a hideous plot twist ala The Sixth Sense. However what kind of hell serves up big natural wobbling breasts on a daily basis? If I was in hell…I was loving every minute! (I’m not actually religious – but for some reason I felt kind of blasphemous writing that – cue bolt of lightning!)

I crept up the stairs (I think I’ve actually forgotten how to walk normally…got so used to creeping around like some kind of blue-balled bandit) and wondered into guest room one. I couldn’t believe it!!! Penelope was back…and looking as busty and yummy as ever! She must have come back to see if the “apparition” that shagged her last time was still around…teehee…little did she know!!

I checked her out for a while, trying on different tops and bras and giving me generous viewings of those fantastic 32E cup boobs. Alas as always, my invisibility expired due to extreme excitement and I appeared once more in the room of a young maiden – starkers.

Penelope just smiled and sat there so I approached and started rubbing those big natural tits – they felt fantastic as ever! Couldn’t help myself, had to strip her and get straight to work to give the girl an orgasm – and she repaid the favour by wanking my hot spunk onto her tits – Bingo!

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Penelope's Vital Stats: 32E

Invisible men go on holiday too. I spent the last 2 weeks in Thailand - what a fantastic place! Beautiful sunshine, lush scenery, diving on tap and of course, you've guessed it…breasts in bikinis!! My goodness, it was enough to make a man go completely insane or an insane man eat his own head. The whole place was packed with busty young Swedish nymphs with nipples for eyes - well that's the way it seemed anyway. They gave me a hard-on that could cut glass I shit you not!

Unfortunately I found that my powers of invisibility only work at below 30 degrees C so I was not able to capture any of these buxom beauties. So instead I surreptitiously lay on my front drilling holes in the sand as I lay next to some topless tasties pretending not to look at them - it sucks not being invisible!

When I got back to Blighty (Britain) I was in desperate need of a voyeuristic breast fix so I went straight to the nearest hotel and waited until the first big natural breasted woman appeared. My was I in luck!! She looked like Demi Moore but with great big REAL tits. Her name was Lou Lou and I was mesmerised.

Straight after her into the lift, along the corridor, into her room. I just couldn't wait to get a look at those giant funbags! Didn't have to wait long.

It was strange though, it's almost like Lou Lou knew I was in the room; like she had some sort of sixth sense. She kept covering up those massive mammeries, only every now and again letting them break free - but boy when they did - what a treat!!

Join now to see what I saw - a pair of the greatest tits to grace womankind. Well done Lou Lou!

Lou Lou's Vital Stats: 32FF

It’s been a hard month for the Ham. I developed a Christmas belly and have been fighting a losing battle against it ever since. Plus I’m talking about Christmas 3 years ago - so I’ve been lugging around what feels like an infant monkey grafted to my front for 3 years!

But that’s all going to change for I have been training like a madman every day for the last month. Lifting weights, sprinting though shitty fields in the morning and doing in excess of 10,000 press-ups in one sitting.

So why this pre-occupation with the body beautiful? Well, it all started when I saw this incredibly saucy secretary leaving work. I couldn’t believe what she was wearing…a skirt so short you could see the tops of her hold-ups…gulp!!! I saw her name on the badge pinned to her perfect breast – it said Lucy. Mmmmm Lucy! I couldn’t help myself, I had to tail her and see where she was going; being invisible rules!!

What luck! She walked into a hotel room and spoke to the receptionist who handed her some keys. Silently and invisibly I followed…(I say silently as occasionally I drop the odd rogue fart when following someone -but mostly I save them for crowded lifts)

So I slipped into Lucy’s room behind her and crouched in the corner, almost salivating at the thought of seeing her young juicy breasts. I wasn’t disappointed – what a pair!! So pert and hard and firm – she was probably about 18 or 19 so had youth on her side, but still – these were beauties!

Get to see what I saw as I “Steaked” out her room! Join now!!

Ps. My training regime started shortly after I appeared in her room naked (I only become visible when excited). Lucy screamed and shouted “Security security!!! There’s a fat naked man in my room!!”

Oh the shame!!

Lucy's Vital Stats: 32D

I just couldn't help myself…I had to go back…back to Titanic…

Ok, so it wasn't really the Titanic I had to go back to, I'm way too young to have sailed on that piece of junk. No, I mean I had to go back to the humble abode of the lovely huge natural breasted Amanda. The thought of her swanning around in her house with her big natural tits flowing freely was driving me to insanity - I had to go back…I just had too!

You may wonder why I make such a big point of saying "natural" all the time. Well, I tell you something, (this is usually how Greek people start every sentence) I've felt manys a pair of rubber boobs and every time I felt cheated. Bag yourself a couple of water balloons and fill them up with piss (this way you guarantee the correct body temperature - also make sure it's your own). Shut your eyes and then put your hands over those babies - feel good? NO!!! They feel crap! Small breasts can look incredible just as long as they're on a slim girl so ladies have absolutely no reason to go and get a boob implant; although if they're fat I have no objection to liposuction as I'm not really against cosmetic surgery per se.

Anyway, enough of this gabble! Let's get down to some serious perfect breast action with Amanda; this episode is…shall we say…a little classical.

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Amanda's Vital Stats: 32FF

The path is righteousness is a long and treacherous one they say…so I've decided that it all sounds way too much like hard work and that surreptitiously staring at big boobs is a far more salubrious one.

This time it's the adorable Becky! I say adorable as Becky has the most enormous natural breasts…and I mean hooge!

I sneaked into her house while she was washing the dishes after noticing her in town earlier; I had decided then that I needed to see that massive rack and pronto!

Becky leaned down to read the paper and I got the full impact of those massive melons - dangling down like 2 airships in a race to hit terra firma - it was like the Hindenburg but with nipples!

It was all too exciting so I had to let those jets of juice hit my cock - and they certainly did that! I kept pushing my cock in but Becky's contractions would push me right back out again as another hot steamy squirt would splash over the tip of my cock - wonderful!

Sign on and watch another exciting episode of the invisible ham - watch him get quite literally drenched by the super squirter Becky!

Becky's Vital Stats: 34F

The current financial climate is really getting me down - there's supposed to be a whole bunch of house repossessions happening every day! It's sooooo annoying - all these extra homeless people are really getting in the way. Only the other day some homeless guy sat on me as I lay soaking up the sun on a park bench (I guess being invisible means that technically, I wasn't "soaking" up the sun at all) and this smelly jobie of a man sat right on my head, then had the audacity to say "Get off my fucking bench you dirty piece of slime!". Just for that he got a firm boot to the nads before I left to feed the ducks.

After my horrible park experience I needed to cheer myself up - so I went to the bar to watch people getting drunk and acting like tits. I could have quite a lot of fun there; the old levitating pint glass trick always got a few mad stares.

As I was surreptitiously peeing in someone's pint I noticed a little cracker of a barmaid! She had flaming red hair and an evil horny grin. This one I had to see! I found out her name was Ayla and she lived at the hotel which was connected to the bar.

So I waited for Ayla to finish and then I crept up behind her on the stairs. She shut the door too quickly so I had to knock and pretend to be room service. What a treat was in store for me! Ayla had a lovely little figure, slim and busty with a great little ass! When she fell asleep I caught a glimpse of her pussy as her panties had ridden up a bit - it was plump, ripe and delicious looking!

Now with all this excitement, my invisibility decided to conk out which led to another case of naked man with hard-on standing in girl's room as she wakes up - not a good situation! Luckily, she'd been dreaming of cock so she was happy to see me! She let me use her magic wand on her and boy did she drip pure and lovely juice from the sweet pussy! Not sure how many times she came but we were there for a while! Ayla then returned the favour and wanked my cock until I came all over her nipple, tit and nightie - yay!!!

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Ayla's Vital Stats: 34DD

I've tried many things to rid myself of the breast addiction that plagues me. One clinic I went to called "Breast Hatred…Guaranteed" had some good reviews. Their methods seemed fairly sound. Things started off light but ended up with several women literally slapping me in the face with her perfect soft baps...really hard! But amazingly it seemed to have the opposite effect…I just loved them even more.

It was after my last session that I noticed a girl I recognised getting her lunch from a sandwich shop. I was going to say hello, but then I remembered I was invisible…darn!! Anyway, it was Labonya and my on my do I remember those great big lovely natural tits of hers! I wanted some more brown boob action so I followed her back to her work…luckily she was on her own.

The little trickster do all sorts of things…touching her boobs…photocopying them…swinging em about…it was like she KNEW someone was watching. Anyway, what a treat!

Unfortunately all the excitement counteracted my powers of invisibility and I appeared all naked like in front of the gob smacked Labonya! She took it in her stride and asked me if I wanted to feel her great big globes…does the pope shit in the woods! (Actually…I think I might have got that wrong).

More than a feel though, Labonya wrapped those titties around my cock and pumped it until I shot a load of creamy white spunk between 'em…now I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

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Labonya's Vital Stats: 36E

I think I finally managed to replace my last remaining blood cells with vodka - that's the festive period for you. I almost forgot what I have obviously been put on this earth for: spying on naked chicks!

So in between pulverising my kidneys and liver with meths I managed to creep up on the very lovely and unsuspecting Yazmin - what an unbelievable Xmas present! My jaw literally hit the floor when she unearthed those huge erect nipples! And after I picked my jaw off the floor all I could do was make faint baby "gaa gaa" noises as my mouth innately got ready for an incoming nipple. Of course, this never happened because she couldn't see me being all invisible like - which was most probably for the best as I most likely, looked a complete mongo.

So I managed to capture Yazmin in various states of undress, having a shower and playing with those thick long nipples of hers. The intense excitement of all this yet again caused my powers of invisibility to fail. Luckily she just smiled and handed me a great big vibrator - joy of joys!!! After three yummy orgasms - Yazmin cums so hard on the fourth that she squirts - hallelujah!!!

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Yazmin's Vital Stats: 34DD

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