013 Mystery Spesh: Tastes Like Xmas Cum Bonanzer | |
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Wow…Christmas makes me so feel unbelievably festive!! So to celebrate I decided to spy on not one, not two, but THREE different women!! Hoo- Haaaa!! Although admittedly my powers of invisibility did conk about rather abruptly on all three occasions - I'm just glad that the sight of an excited naked man appearing suddenly didn't scare the bejesus out of 'em!
I've called this one a "Mystery Spesh" simply because I sat on my "brownie" camera in all the excitement so couldn't take any choice snaps of all three occasions OR perhaps these episodes are just tooooooo rude to display images to the general public. Whichever one - there's a trio of cum showered big natural boobs on it's way - now that's what I'M talkin' about!!
Hook up with the Xmas 2007 Special Now!!
Xmas Spesh's Vital Stats: 32E, 38DD, 34E
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012 Sophie: Tastes Like Cumming On Nipples | |
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On my invisible travels I have to say, I do see a lot of strange sights and hear a lot of strange sounds. Twas one day last week when I happened across the most baffling of noises. "Ohs" and "Ahs" like you wouldnae bulieve! I couldn't resist a peek so I looked in and saw a very busty woman filing her dainty little nails wearing both the phone against her face along with a terribly disinterested look. So it's true, those girls aren't really having fun on the phone sex lines…what a con!!!
She hung up her caller and then wondered through to her living room where a webcam was set up. On the monitor was some hungry looking man staring out from the screen with an expectant look on his chops. Hmmm…so I'd wondered into the seedy underbelly of the internet world…lordy lord!!! Think I might stay a while…
Her name was Sophie and what a fabulous pair of jugs she possesses! Big and brown with fat long nipples pointing rudely forward! Oh my! Anyway, I took up my commando like position in the corner of the room and watched her as she displayed her wares to her paying msn customer - what an eyeful I got!
Unfortunately, in all the excitement, I ended up becoming visible again…dammit! With all the shock she just grabbed my cock and started wanking it over those great big tits! Well, I guess it would have been rude to say no…so I left her at it until I sprayed creamy white cum all Sophie's big erect nipples! Awesome!
Join now to watch this fun filled adventure into Sophie's cosy little living room!
Sophie's Vital Stats: 36F
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011 Labonya: Tastes Like Big Brown Boobs | |
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What a terribly strange day. I was never really a very sociable person; however I did speak to the milkman sometimes - usually to say that I didn't like the creamy shit on the top of the milk. But this whole invisible thing kind of forces me into the life of a hermit...forever wondering the land like a sort of randy version of that guy in "Kung Fu".
Anyway, after snorting several shots of absinthe and then forgetting the best part of a week, I woke up in a hotel room in Weston Supermare. A quaint seaside town on the British coast...how I got there I'll never know. However my banging hangover was soon remedied by a great big pair of natural tits staring me straight in the face - thank you God! Her name was Labonya and it seems she was trying on several different busty tops before hitting the town. Her great big brown boobs almost didn't fit in some of them! I had my usual ringside seat for the big titty action being invisible an' all and I just couldn't take my eyes off Labonya's massive mammaries; the way her boobs swayed and wobbled beneath the material was mesmerising!
Yet again I got a bit excited and I materialised in front of her as she was splashing water on her tits (like every girl does!). She wasn't shocked at all and even let me feel those big heavy boobies - properly cured my hangover I'll have to say!
Join now and watch me getting up close and personal with Labonya's huge tits!
Labonya's Vital Stats: 36E
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010 Michelle: Tastes Like Fisting MILF | |
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The problem with being invisible all the time, is that sometimes I just don't know where I am. But a quick piss - apart from being thoroughly relieving - usually gets my bearings back on course.
So, the other day I was commando crawling up the fruit and veg aisle at Sainsbury's, freaking out sandal wearers by licking their toes, when I noticed a yummy mummy doing her weekly shop. Heard her daughter call her Michelle...so I decided to follow this Michelle (was probably due to the lovely legs showing underneath a wee denim skirt plus the big bulge of some very tasty looking nips underneath her top!).
Luckily Michelle's hubby was taking the young un to the cinema to watch some silly cartoon - so I'd have Michelle all to myself...mwah ha ha ha!!
Soon as she got in it was straight to the housework - this one was well trained! Washing up, cleaning the floor...and oops...one of those great big nipples has fallen out with all that scrubbing!
Obviously I got excited and then BANG - my invisibility stops working! She didn't seem to mind one bit and let me play with her beautiful pussy for a while before taking my cock in her mouth and jerking it against her erect nipples - triple woohoo!!!
This episode gets a bit out of "hand"- ends with a great big load of cum on her nipples - yeehaaa! Join now to watch the Ham get nasty with Michelle!
Michelle's Vital Stats: 38DD
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009 Grace: Tastes Like Real Orgasms | |
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Oh no!!! Disaster of disasters!! It turns out that the guesthouse that my father so kindly gave to me when he croaked it is actually built on an Indian Burial Ground!!! It strikes me as odd that there were ever any Indians in the Scottish Highlands but seemingly a tribe got washed up onto the West Coast thousands of years ago...strong prevailing winds and a bit of help from the Loch Ness monster saw a safe passage over the Atlantic for the poor blighters who had fashioned an old red wood into a makeshift submarine. At least this is what the guy from Shell Oil told me before handing me a bit of paper and then telling me to beat it. So....I did what every Scot does in a really tricky situation...got hammered and took the first train to London.
Cold,hungover, depressed and sitting at Kings Cross...I needed something to cheer me up, so I took my invisibilty serum and followed the first attractive girl I could find. Her name was Grace and she was a cheeky one no doubt...great bum, lovely pert tits plus all stylish and business like...something I wasn't used to! So I followed her all the way to a place called Bayswater and into the hotel she was staying at. Wow...she was sexy to the max...lots of upskirt shots as she did the crossword and...MY WORD....what fantastic boobs...so pert I thought they might have been fake, but on later inspection these babies were natural and REAL! Got a bit excited again causing my serum to fail...didn't matter though as Grace was more than willing for me to make her cum with my trusty vibe! See Grace now and watch this action packed episode!!
Grace's Vital Stats: 34B
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008 Penelope: Tastes Like 32E Naturals | |
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Godammit, I took too much serum the other day and now I'm bloody permanently invisible!
It all started in the local swimming bathes. I was minding my own business (invisibly); well, when I say "minding my own business" I mean "checking out all the ladies in their changing rooms" - hoohaaa! Then everything went horribly wrong! My invisibilty wore out due to over excitement (the one flaw in my serum) and I appeared, naked, inside the same cubicle as a big fat mama...erm...I must have opened the wrong door or something as I'm usually not into that kind of thing. So, naturally she freaked. I just kept saying stuff like "You've got it all wrong...I'm a nice guy really" and "I totally don't fancy you anyway!" (this one didn't help me any). The upshot of all this was one black eye, a sore arse (where she kicked it) and permanent invisibilty - this due to a slight over reaction on my part: Thinking that the mama would hunt me down I got home and drunk a whole conical flask full of serum.
Anyway, my mate Torque Horsepower has been looking after my guesthouse while I remain unseen. He's a bit of a showoff asshole, always bragging about how great he is on rollerskates and how much of a dreamboat he's considered by the majority of the locals (even the men he claims have turned gay for him) - but, he is my only friend so I musn't grumble.
During this time a very special young lady by the name of Penelope dropped by. Boy this girl was stacked!! She pulled up in a top of the range Merc and casually walked up the drive, big breasts swaying underneath a tight blouse. Instant hard-on!! So, I wait for her in her room and assumed my position. I tell you, those fabulous knockers were better than I ever imagined! Big, natural and firm as you like! Got a bit carried away while she was sleeping though and pulled back her little panties to reveal her juicy wet pussy all glistening...couldn't resist...had to slide my cock up and down that wet slit...the rest you'll have to see in my movie. Sign up and watch Penelope now!!
note: due to the extremly high powered nature of Penelope's job (Top City Lawyer), her face does not feature. She asked me politely for this and then added that if I did not agree, she'd sue my invisible ass and have me rolled up in a carpet and beaten with baseball bats by several burly fellows. Nuff Said!
Penelope's Vital Stats: 32E
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007 Samantha: Tastes Like Big Wet Boobs | |
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There have been some really creepy looking guys with dark glasses and clip boards hanging around my guesthouse - reckon they might be FBI or something - though not entirely sure what the FBI would be doing up here in bloody nowhere town!
I've been mooning them to try and scare them off but it totally isn't working.
In amongst all this kerfuffle, a shining star of natural beauty parted the sea of black suited wankers like Moses and tip toed up to my door like an erotic bambi (on heat).I quickly let her in and MY was she lovely! Brown heaving boobs, brown eyes and brown skin!! (mmm brown)
I was totally desperate to see those big natural breasts and the lovely brown nipples that lay underneath!! (mmm brown)
Played Lawrence at cards; I win I get to see the gal. Pretty sure I'd win because Lawrence is shite at cards.
So I did win and I got to see the beautiful Samantha…join now to get a full 30 minutes of this slim and stacked honey!
Samantha's Vital Stats: 32D
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006 Kaz B: Tastes Like Creamy Orgasm | |
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I remember it well, it was a hot day in June, I was wearing my string vest, Speedos and welly boots and doing a spot of gardening. My neighbours were eating the grass off their lawns and shooting balloons out of the air - just a typical day really.
Then the door goes and an absolute fox stands in front of me, all blonde and dooey like, twirling her hair and mouthing the words to "Happy Birthday Mr President" (ok, so that bit was just in my head). Her name was Kaz B and I just couldn't wait to clap eyes on that tight little body! She was a wee package and pert in every way...plus big natural tits...what more could I ask for!
Plus, I got the chance to see her cum three times with a vibrator that she "found" (teehee) in her room - cannae say fairer than that! Better check this movie out I reckon!
Kaz B's Vital Stats: 32C
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005 Tiffany Wilde: Tastes Like Puffy Nipples | |
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Ahh, the month of May; Spring is in the air, the birds are singing and occasionally I get sight of young Mave in her bra top exercising in the garden - but that's on telescopic full mag as she lives 5 miles away - something about a court order.
Anyway, out of the blue, this wee blonde bombshell turns up talking just like the guy off Lethal Weapon 3 - luckily she didn't have 20 thousand gold Kruger Rand in the back of the car and nor did she have diplomatic immunity. What she did have was a cracking body, soft pale skin and the kind of puffy nipples that make my blood boil - big time!!
My serum ran out rather early this time and I was caught in, how shall I say, a bit of a fix. So instantly I started rubbing my cock against her perfect puffy nipples and I think this might have calmed her down (she was a bit distraught when a naked man with a stiffy appeared out of thin air lying next to her as she masturbated - I shit you not!). Anyway, I got a bit carried away and ended up leaking man juice all over those delightful natural breasts - oops!
Reckon you should check it out and watch Tiffany Wilde's movie
Tiffany Wilde's Vital Stats: 34B
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004 Amanda: Tastes Like Big Natural Tits | |
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I was just thinking as I watched the rain tippy tap on my window, "why don't I ever get visits from classy ladies?" . Well, today my idle thoughts were answered! God must have been picking up my vibes because the fabulous big natural breasted Amanda walked through my door, towering over me and making me quiver with soft tittied anticipation! Awesome! I watched her perfect round bottom sway up my stairs and my tongue must have been licking the carpet on the stairs.
Well, evening fell and before you know it, I'm invisible and Amanda's got her nightie on - happy days! Those big natural breasts wobbling around under her silky draws and jacking me up to the maximus!
This classy lady is a cracker, make no mistake, and boobies don't come more big, round and shapely. Enjoy Amanda, go on, you know you want to!
Amanda's Vital Stats: 30FF
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003 Suzie Best: Tastes Like Cum On Nipples | |
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As I was lazing outside and sipping on strong cider, I contemplated just how lucky I was, I mean, not everyone can make themselves invisible. I thought maybe I should have been helping the world with my powers...but fuck it...as long as I'm alive, my lust to see the female form will always be prevalent over silly feelings of altruism (of which I have none).
So, then this little fire cracker Suzie turns up looking like Little Red Riding Hood (only wearing pink). I almost spilt my cider down my front as she looked hot! Fantastic little body and a filthy look on her face that made my cock twitch!
So, down the hatch with the serum and straight to the guest room where Suzie is stripping to go out. Man, that shaved pussy and little pert tits with erect nipples made me go insane! Got so hot and bothered that my serum ran out (it does when I get too excited) and I appeared right there in front of her! Lucky she was all hot from masturbating and just stuck my cock straight in her mouth - reeeesult! Join now to take a peeky pike at what went on with Suzie!
Suzie's Vital Stats: 32B
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002 Ashleigh: Tastes Like Dripping Pussy Juice | |
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Round 2!! So, my hunger for new blood raised to new heights; I was bloody ravenous! No one had ventured anywhere near my little village, I was getting worried that all the inhabitants left as well because nobody called round. But then nobody ever did call round - well, once they did but they were carrying pitchforks in a threatening manner - rustics!
Then the bell went and the beautiful Ashleigh turned up, looking all young, shy and demure. My mouth watered at the thought of what goodies lay beneath her trendy outfit.
Well, I tell you what - after I went invis, I got to spy natural boobs with great big nipples as round and large as side plates plus a yummy bum and oh my goodness - when she played she had the wettest pussy you're likely to see! When the pussy started dripping and my invisibility ran out - lucky for me - I was carrying a vibrator to finish off the job! See how I got on and watch Ashleigh's movie!
Ashleigh's Vital Stats: 34B
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001 Rebekah: Tastes Like Big Erect Nipples | |
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Rebekah arrived fairly shortly after I had formulated my first batch of invisibility serum...about 10 minutes after to be precise; which was unfortunate as it tasted so vile that I had to vom.
So, after greeting the lovely Rebekah, I couldn't help but notice the large bulge under her tight fitting t-shirt - this girl was stacked! She asked for lodgings for the evening of course I had a room free, I mean, no one ever bloody comes this far north in Scotland so guests are fairly thin on the ground.
I absolutely had to know if those beautiful boobs were natural and what better way to christen my invisibility serum. Her nipples also stood out to the max (which I love) and I was already looking forward to getting up close and personal with them!
Rebekah's a lovely girl, well mannered, busty, great erect nipples - to see how I got on watch the movie!
Rebekah's Vital Stats: 34E
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