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So I have terrible man flu at the moment. It's my own fault, I was banging on about how I never get ill and old karma comes along and bites me on the ass. But does my terrible illness hold me back from appreciating the female form? No way h... more

Can you believe I've been doing the site for almost 15 years now?! Neither can I! That's like a whole new generation of guys witnessing my love for boobs and the female form in general. So cool! Although not a huge amount of people actu... more

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and wondering firstly when did the blonde chick stop wearing the sexy vests and secondly when she wore her vests - although they didn't leave much to the imagination - I never could quite decide what shape her... more

So the times I've had fun with Italian chicks have all been super positive experiences. First of all it's the accent – so very sexy! Then it's the skin colour – I'm a massive fan of olive skin and the beautiful brown nipples t... more

Crikey things are really heating up in Old Blighty these days with Blondie Boris taking hits from left right and centre. Although to be fair it all seems to stem from him having a strong appreciation of the opposite sex so I'll be honest, I c... more

Oh boy, what a month! Sorry the update is a bit late but I attended a 50th in Ibiza (of all places!) It usually takes 4 times as long as the actual holiday to recover from Ibiza so I reckon I'm just about there now. Lots of lovely ladies to... more

Now most of the models I work with – sorry I mean spy on! – I use aliases I think. This is because there might be more chance of being recognised if the name goes with the face. However the face is usually enough for me irrespective of name ... more

She's back. But of course she's back – how could she NOT come back?! I mean, the world's a very small place when you have such amazing tits! (Hat tip to a certain film there!) And my goodness her tits really are amazing; a site to... more

So Game of Thrones is all over now and people are all crying about the ending. Personally I think the lack of tits in the last 6 series has been the real thing to cry over – I mean the Dragon chick was getting them out all the time in the first... more

We once more have the gorgeous Isabelle appearing for your pleasure! She unfortunately wanted to remain anonymous as her high powered job could be at risk however I just had to spy on her once again (using my powers of invisibility obv!)

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