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Benny Hill has a lot to answer for. I was constantly subjected to large breasted females running about in skimpy underwear at top speed after poor Benny; all to a super-fast comedic saxophone melody. If you haven't seen it before then I sugg... more

People are always asking me – “tell me Steaky, what really excites you, I mean what really gets you going?!” If they know me already, then of course that would be a silly question as they'd know I'd just say “tits!” However ther... more

Isolation. Week 5. So dark…so cold…when will this prison ever end?! Well, prison with Netflix, a big fat sofa and all the tasty treats money can buy. It's not so bad really I guess. Plus I can mull over the memories of yesterday and f... more

Wow! So a crazy load can happen in a month! Of course, with my invisibility serum and all, I can wonder about the streets to my heart's content, however there's little point I guess if there are no hot chicks in the street to ogle at! Of... more

So luckily my previous man flu didn't turn out to be Corona Virus – I mean, a lot can happen in a month my goodness! But let's not dwell on such things; let's instead concentrate on the things that we can do while cooped up in self-... more

So I have terrible man flu at the moment. It's my own fault, I was banging on about how I never get ill and old karma comes along and bites me on the ass. But does my terrible illness hold me back from appreciating the female form? No way h... more

Can you believe I've been doing the site for almost 15 years now?! Neither can I! That's like a whole new generation of guys witnessing my love for boobs and the female form in general. So cool! Although not a huge amount of people actu... more

Just watching The Big Bang Theory and wondering firstly when did the blonde chick stop wearing the sexy vests and secondly when she wore her vests - although they didn't leave much to the imagination - I never could quite decide what shape her... more

So the times I've had fun with Italian chicks have all been super positive experiences. First of all it's the accent – so very sexy! Then it's the skin colour – I'm a massive fan of olive skin and the beautiful brown nipples t... more

Crikey things are really heating up in Old Blighty these days with Blondie Boris taking hits from left right and centre. Although to be fair it all seems to stem from him having a strong appreciation of the opposite sex so I'll be honest, I c... more