We may never know. The creator of this website is a man who goes by the name of Steaky. Steaky lives alone - incapable as he is, of meaningful relationships. He lives in a guesthouse, situated deep in the Highlands of Scotland. Apart from this, all we know is that somehow, through some implausible plot device, he has managed to formulate an invisibility serum (the most likely explanation is that it was a cream for an extensive and persistent ball rash, that had passed its sell-by date). Using this serum he spies on unsuspecting young girls who happen to take up his lodgings; watching them get changed, in the shower, cheekily masturbating and even brushing their teeth!

To cancel, go to www.billingsupport.com. It's a very simple procedure to cancel, which I'm reliably informed, is even monkey proof. Although monkeys would have difficulty getting credit from any of the major banks in the first place.

Those same monkeys that were used to test the cancellation procedure, in the paragraph above, failed in their attempts to navigate this website. The f*cking banana eating bastards.

The little arrows on the girl page that look like this: < > navigate from one girl to the next.

When inside the members area, you can download the movies by right clicking on the "movie" link and selecting "Save File As". The movies are all between 15 and 60 minutes long and come in one part.

Joining gives you unlimited access to all the video files on offer. These files are all .wmv format. So, all you do is click on "Join" and follow the instructions. The amount is recurring at $12.95 until cancelled (see 2.).

2 girls will feature every month (yep - back to 2!). Now, if I had my way I'd be filming a new girl every minute. As soon as enough green comes through the door to enable me to film more frequently, I'll be right on it! And if anyone particularly wants the Ham to sneak into a certain girl's room/dorm/bathroom then I'm completely open to bribes.

If you wish to contact me for any reason, my email is theinvisibleham@sky.com.