Want to be a model?
Well, you don't actually have to be a model to star on theinvisibleham website - you can be any shape, size, colour - you don't even need to come from this planet! All you have to have is a device that records video and a spare 3 minutes to feature on the new upcoming "selfies" section of theinvisibleham (you also have to be female!)
However, if you're are a guy and you're reading this: do you have a girlfriend / partner / wife / mistress that you would like to show off to the world? Well now you can and unlike posting to a tube site - I'll PAY you for it!
I know what you're thinking: "But Steaky, if people from my work see me then I'll get fired!". Clever Steaky has already considered this: You don't need to film your face! So there's no chance of your place of work finding out (unless of course your work colleagues know that you have a mole just below your left breast in which case - busted!)
- Cash paid for each video posted to the website - unless of course you want to post for free!
- Video should be around 3 minutes long
- Minimum level topless - we have to see a nipple or two!
- Video should contain at least 1 minute where you are wearing clothes - got to give them a tease!
- Must be female
- Must be over 18 (photographic proof will be required)
What should you do in those 3 minutes? Slow stripteases are good, as is dancing, as is dirty talking.
Be creative; surprise me!
Send your selfie video or any questions you have to: firstname.lastname@example.org
- 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
- All models featured on all movies, trailers and stills were at least 18 years of age at the time of filming.