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Big Clit

31-05-2010

The US Pacific Northwest should brace itself for a major earthquake. In a US Geological Survey report, Chris Goldfinger at Oregon State University surveyed undersea landslides to gauge how many quakes above magnitude 8 have struck in the past 10,000 years. Their frequency suggests a 37 per cent chance that there will be one within 50 years.

Well, I think there's a 37 percent chance I might knock one off at any particular time (the perks of being invisible!) and I don't need no University suckers to tell me that!

What would you do during an Earthquake? Grab the nearest busty lass and give her a big smooch? Walk around casually with one ball hanging out of you trousers? Piss yourself while cheekily smiling? I hope I never get to find out! Also, .Chris Goldfinger. is obviously a made up name . what, is he married to Pussy Galore?

Talking of earthquakes; when I saw the lovely Ashleigh I felt the earth move! She was pushing around one of those sextuplet prams that must be custom made. Although on closer inspection it was just 6 prams glued together. The babies all looked totally different which got me thinking about cats in Rome. Sometimes a large litter can be the result of many sexual encounters so that each kitten in the litter has different fathers. Those damn Italians, always boasting on their sexual prowess!

So, she seemed to be dropping kids off at her mums. She was in an out and then I followed as she tripped off home. Sometimes I skip when I follow.

Back at her flat she started watching TV. There was some boring news item on but it seemed to do the trick for Ashleigh. She began rubbing her breasts and nipples and then got out a bloody great big vibrator...I sat back, lit my pipe and began to admire her handiwork!

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