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BBQ this weekend and beers with mates!! It really is hard to contain my excitement to what would have normally been a fairly standard spring weekend – but ahh “release” – now I have that off my chest.

So this selfie isn't really a selfie at all, it just has to go in the “selfie” section as when I took the film I didn't have a stills camera to speak of (which is why it's taken me until now to post this). Well, maybe I did, but it was total pish and took 2 seconds to recharge after each flash so was kind of embarrassing to bring on shoots. One model did tell me about some guy who booked her and all he had was one of those crummy old nokia phones (around beginning of 2000) that took super crappy pics where one pixel would equate to the whole nipple). He took her up into his bedroom, got the nokia out and then said they would have to be quick as his wife was coming home in half an hour. Classy!

Back to the new movie – or should I say old movie as I shot it about 12 years ago. The girl featured is the lovely Claire who sports a super fit ass, great big boobies and just look at those light hazel eyes!

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So just when you think it's safe to go back in the water…Boris appears on our screens like he's been hit with a wet fish and tells us we're locked away for another century. This means I'm going to have to string out what I have left I'm afraid. It's not like I bang 'em out like the big boys anyway; think of me more as an Artisan purveyor of niche material. This basically means I can't compete with the Porn Hubs of the world; however, I can continue to exist with your help dear reader! (Well, only if you like my stuff that is)

So what little gem have I managed to find this month I hear you say?! Well, the panties are different from my last update, but the pussy is most assuredly the same. What does that mean? Well, that means more silent – but deadly – streams of lady love dripping down. What is she watching to get her so excited?! Who knows, but it sure seems to be getting her river flowing!

So, sit back, relax and enjoy the lovely Janet once more! (sign up first obvs!)

Yet again I'm unable to film new lovelies for theinvisibleham; however never fear as I have a submission from a super tasty anonymous lady with the juiciest of juicy bits! I have no idea what she was doing or watching at that time – but it certainly did the trick to make her moister than a moist thing. Again this film is one for the aficionados – there's no sound for a start – but if you love watching female anatomy getting turned up to 11 for what looks to be reason at all, then this is the film for you. For everyone else, I'm really sorry – the Rona has put paid to a steady stream of lovelies (for now) – but do not fear, for I feel 2021 will bring much in the way of sizzling new talent sporting the most beautiful breasts and perfect pussies (and they might have a nice butt to boot).

In-between time – enjoy the very juicy Krissy!

Well, it had to happen sooner or later – Steaky's backlog of lovelies is very close to drying up. We can thank these bloody never ending lockdowns for using up my well of luscious lovelies – but will I stop posting? Oh no…no siree bob! My submissions will be a little more off the cuff; some movies I had just lying around as it were (on the captain's table) plus maybe some exclusive unreleased footage. Whatever happens I will endeavour to keep up my monthly release through these difficult times!

So this month sees the lovely Gemma in super close-up. And what is she doing pray tell? Why she's watching porn of course! This is one for you eagle eyed folks out there that appreciate the more subtle things in life. Needless to say this type of film is right up my alleyway…I hope you enjoy it too!