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So the times I've had fun with Italian chicks have all been super positive experiences. First of all it's the accent – so very sexy! Then it's the skin colour – I'm a massive fan of olive skin and the beautiful brown nipples t... more

Crikey things are really heating up in Old Blighty these days with Blondie Boris taking hits from left right and centre. Although to be fair it all seems to stem from him having a strong appreciation of the opposite sex so I'll be honest, I c... more

Oh boy, what a month! Sorry the update is a bit late but I attended a 50th in Ibiza (of all places!) It usually takes 4 times as long as the actual holiday to recover from Ibiza so I reckon I'm just about there now. Lots of lovely ladies to... more

Now most of the models I work with – sorry I mean spy on! – I use aliases I think. This is because there might be more chance of being recognised if the name goes with the face. However the face is usually enough for me irrespective of name ... more

She's back. But of course she's back – how could she NOT come back?! I mean, the world's a very small place when you have such amazing tits! (Hat tip to a certain film there!) And my goodness her tits really are amazing; a site to... more

So Game of Thrones is all over now and people are all crying about the ending. Personally I think the lack of tits in the last 6 series has been the real thing to cry over – I mean the Dragon chick was getting them out all the time in the first... more

We once more have the gorgeous Isabelle appearing for your pleasure! She unfortunately wanted to remain anonymous as her high powered job could be at risk however I just had to spy on her once again (using my powers of invisibility obv!)

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I've always wanted to go to Japan; it's one of those places that just seems so jam packed full of delights. Maybe my addiction to the website TokyoTopless during my formative years has something to do with my passion to travel east. I ha... more

The massive breasted MILF that is Bambi Scores returns! I had to beg and plead and be and plead and then a little more begging…but eventually I managed to arrange another playdate with the gorgeous Bambi Scores.

Now you may remember that ... more

Snow in London again and it's cold enough to freeze a brass monkey's nuts off! (Technically I think that equates to anything below 0 centigrade) But the cold certainly isn't enough to put off brave Steaky Ham and his ever searching que... more