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Having a sore back is such a pain. I think it's karma you know – every time someone else complained about a sore back I'd always say: “really? I've never had any problems with my back”. So my complete lack of sympathy is now b... more

Some tits are just unbelievably firm. How did they get so firm? Is it a hereditary phenomenon? Is it due to diet when pregnant? Is it just pure luck – fine ass tits in this crapshoot of life? People have said all boobs are firm when young a... more

The holder of the wondrous breasts Gemma is one of my lovely anonymous posters. I'm not sure what she does for a living but I reckon she has to be a nurse. I mean, it would be pretty damn sweet to be in hospital (for something non-life threa... more

Benny Hill has a lot to answer for. I was constantly subjected to large breasted females running about in skimpy underwear at top speed after poor Benny; all to a super-fast comedic saxophone melody. If you haven't seen it before then I sugg... more

People are always asking me – “tell me Steaky, what really excites you, I mean what really gets you going?!” If they know me already, then of course that would be a silly question as they'd know I'd just say “tits!” However ther... more

Isolation. Week 5. So dark…so cold…when will this prison ever end?! Well, prison with Netflix, a big fat sofa and all the tasty treats money can buy. It's not so bad really I guess. Plus I can mull over the memories of yesterday and f... more

Wow! So a crazy load can happen in a month! Of course, with my invisibility serum and all, I can wonder about the streets to my heart's content, however there's little point I guess if there are no hot chicks in the street to ogle at! Of... more

So luckily my previous man flu didn't turn out to be Corona Virus – I mean, a lot can happen in a month my goodness! But let's not dwell on such things; let's instead concentrate on the things that we can do while cooped up in self-... more